The sequel to the popular Space Sirens game is only a slight improvement over its predecessor. Various aspects have been tweaked throughout the game, often enhancing its strengths, other times backfiring completely. In spite of the modifications, Space Sirens 2 is at its core the same game as SS1, only with different girls to play with.

The plot is pointless, of course: you get kidnapped on a space ship by several sex-deprived hotties, who desperately need to get laid. For all their desperation, they sure as hell don't make it easy on you. If you fail to satisfy, you will get pulverized by a big fucking gun that looks like a cross between a movie camera and a big fucking gun. If you succeed, you advance to the next space siren and attempt to please her. There are three girls total.

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An Asian space siren (you heard me) with gargantuan breasts named Mimi is the first to seek sexual fulfillment from the player. She has a nice body and a somewhat cute face, while her acting, especially when she's talking, is terrible. Of course you won't be playing this game to hear her talk.

Next is Xia, an extremely cute woman with natural breasts who is so hot you won't even care that she's half retarded. There's just something about this one that makes me happy.

Finally, there is Kia, who is not the same person as Mimi, and her acting is more convincing.

You touch each girl by moving video of groping hands back and forth on their bodies. Fill up their orgasm meters correctly, and you succeed. This takes time and practice, and is generally frustrating as hell. The meters won't make much sense right away, but there is a logic to them. When this game came out, it was pretty cool, but that was then, this is now. If you still want to buy it, get it for the lovely Xia, mmmm.