Since you probably don't have a girl who appears on command and gives you a lapdance - unless you are dating a stripper, and I seriously doubt it with that flabby beer gut of yours and that forest of hair on your back - then VirtuaGirl is the next best thing. She's beautiful, non-judgemental, and she doesn't talk or go shopping. She shows up whenever you want her to and leaves just as easily, and sometimes she brings a hot friend. And she's really tiny, which is great if you're into that sort of thing.

There are over 60 VirtuaGirls available for members to download and it's quick and easy to install each new girl. In no time at all, girls will show up in the corner of your computer's desktop to perform stripteases and keep you company, appearing over any apps you may be running, such as your web browser. There are also duos who will strip and touch eachother, as if you weren't already sexually frustrated enough.

Each girl has several "themes" or outfits to choose from, as well as some sexy videos that provide a much better view of your favorite girl's body. For example, Victoria has eight choices such as "Beach Jewel," "Just Shy," and "Teenage Girl," and each of these choices contains a few different animations, ultimately totalling in hundreds of animations to download among all the girls. There are also videos included with most of the girls. Don't expect triple-X pornography, but the videos are very well-done and explicit.

You can customize your VirtuaGirls to appear on demand or at regular time intervals ranging from 15 seconds to an hour. Other features include the ability to set alarms with messages presented by a VirtuaGirl, choosing which girls/duos to appear and whether you want them on the left or the right lower corners of your desktop. The website also offers a pile of still images and other extras like desktop backgrounds, screensavers, and sexy postcards.

Is it worth your money? I think so. The initial membership fee is only $2.95, and the website is updated all the time with a new VirtuaGirl every week as well as pics and videos. Members also get full access to a major adult site claiming tons of content but I didn't get a chance to check that out. From the VirtuaGirls member site:

You now have access to 61 VirtuaGirls, 340 characters, more than 2100 animations, including Teasings, Stripteases, Hot Lesbian Duos, Making of and many other unique virtual stuff casting the VirtuaGirls.

On top of that content, you are given a free membership to Erotica.fr. It contains more than 100 000 pictures, hundreds hours of videos and full length movies, dozen of live shows, erotic games, stories... One of the best well supplied erotic content on the net.

Sometimes I wish I could see the girls a little more clearly, as they are quite small, but I guess that's what the videos are for. I also wish for a little more interactivity. Someday virtual girls will provide a much more immersive experience, by being your virtual girlfriend or sex slave, but... I'm sorry I just got distracted by Samantha who walked onto my desktop in her school girl outfit, which was soon on the floor, and she kept touching herself and um, where was I? Oh yeah, but until then, there's VirtuaGirl.