Speedstrip

Like it's demo version, the registered version of Speedstrip displays various icons which you have to match with the corresponding keys in order to incrementally uncover the sexy babe within the given time frame until she's completely visible. Then you move on to the next level and another icon is added to increase the challenge. Likewise a different, more explicit picture waits to be uncovered. Choose from Britney, Jana, or a hot lesbian couple. Disarmingly addictive.

Speedstrip

5X

Also found on the sex games page, the full version of 5X gives you access to it's Othello-like gameplay where you use strategy to uncover the sexy image, which shows more skin with each round won. (Here's the WinXP patch ) This game is the weakest of the bunch.

MatchStrip

This one is easily my favorite, perhaps because I had already experienced Speedstrip and 5X a while back, but mostly because of it's originality. You'd expect some sort of 'memory' variation from the title, but that's not the case at all. Instead you place icons of various shapes and colors over the board, making sure to match up the color or shape of other icons, until you clear a full horizontal or vertical line. There are wild pieces that match to anything and a bin where you can store pieces that don't fit anywhere on the current board. Subsequent levels add more shapes and colors. So where's the nudity? Underneath the board, of course! Adding an icon reveals a square of the sexy picture, until you clear enough lines to see the entire pic. You have your choice of Daisy or a lesbian pair. This is a great adult puzzle/strategy game.

Matchstrip

Bikini Solitaire: Nude Edition

And thus we have a paradox: A solitaire game for men to play. Call me sexist, but it's no secret that our girlfriends and wives have a disturbing addiction to the various solitaire games that come bundled with Windows operating systems. Perhaps the original intention of this version was to get men to play computer solitaire, but I have a different plan altogether. Let's uninstall all those "clean" solitaire games so our unassuming women will be forced to look at naked chicks when they play. Viola! You'll be having threesomes in no time! OK maybe not. Either way this is a cool little solitaire variation with naked "queens" and several sexy choices for the deck image.

Nude Solitaire

Jiggy Girls

This is exactly what you would expect from an adult jigsaw puzzle. There are eleven puzzles of various sizes with a wide variety of pictures to reassemble. It's a little disconcerting seeing naked female body parts in all the wrong places, unless you're into that sort of thing. You can choose how many pieces to divide the pic into, from stupidly easy to insanely difficult and you can even create new jigaws from your personal collection of "Granny Tranny" pics. You sicko.

Jiggy Girls

Strip n Score

This is a strategy game where you must try to collect higher point values than the computer opponent. You can only move left or right; the computer can only move up or down. Winning this game means being in control and forcing your opponent into low points. The AI is smart however; it doesn't always blindly go for the obvious grab. Clear all the squares until you can see a naked hottie spreading her legs.

Strip n Score

The other games

The extras on the disc (labeled free games and demos) are just that: extras, an afterthought. Think of them as bonus games which will offer some sort of brief amusement or frustration. Most of them you'll only play once and some of them you won't play at all because they may not even work correctly (my review system is Windows XP). Sometimes the game still manages to work after an initial error as was the case with Virtual Sex Slave. This isn't the fault of the developer as most of these games are old, DOS-based abandonware, created in the mid-90s. So I stress the free nature of these items. Many of them do work fine however, but you have to decide if you actually would want to play them considering their antiquated nature. Here are some highlights of the "free games and demos section:"

Nude blox - This is actual tetris, not Sex Tetris found on the Sex Games page (and also included on this CD). This version reveals more of an erotic image with each line cleared. Great for tetris fans (like me), but I didn't like how some of the "blox" rotated backwards. This game is new and works great.

Nude Blox

Virtual Sex Slave - This uses some basic 3D technology to depict a dungeon where you may punish a submissive young lady with various "tools."

Virtual Sex Slave

Naked Mahjong - Cool mahjong game where all the tiles are of course adorned with explicit pictures.

Naked Mahjong

Cover Girl Strip Poker - This is only worth mentioning because it is the English version of that Dutch strip poker game I mentioned in my review of Amateur's Strip Poker. When I was fifteen, I was fascinated by the choppy transition "videos" of the girls stripping. Ah the memories. They grow gradually more dim for good reason sometimes.

Conclusion

What you're paying for here are six solid, addictive, and fun adult games; about seven more decent sex games, and a small pile of old, crappy things which may or may not prove slightly amusing once. The extras are a nice bonus but really have no effect on the rating of this CD. If you buy it, do so for the six featured games. They are creative and well-designed, and will appeal to fans of puzzle games, solitaire, and strip poker who are looking for a more adult experience.